The Luvya & Hempster Show

Ummm wheres the luvya joke hempster???

aye what happened to it hemp

we need our funnies

How does that relate to my nick hemmy???

Dr. Seuss in the 'Golden Years'
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like Hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body is drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass

luvya wrote:

How does that relate to my nick hemmy???

I have no idea as to what you are blathering about?

McCain Can't work Internet<<<----Video

How do you recognize an Aussie Redneck?
You look up his family tree and most of them are still in it!!

Why do Aussie Rednecks curl their cowboy hats up at the sides?
So the can fit 3 abreast in a pickup.


Here we see a pic of luvya's favorite eatery................

I wil explain this slowwwwwwwwwww for you hemmy ......


T h e o t h e r d a y y o u s a i d mmmmmmmmmmmmmy nickkkkkkkk r e m i n d e d y o u o f aaaaaa joke...i was waiting to see why it reminded you of my nick...it made no goddamed sense or was that american humour?????

How do you recognize an Aussie Redneck?
You look up his family tree and most of them are still in it!!

Why do Aussie Rednecks curl their cowboy hats up at the sides?
So the can fit 3 abreast in a pickup.


Americans are so misinformed about world affairs......priority is who won the local baseball...thats usually front page isnt it?


A) Most aussies family trees are in britain ie scotland wales ireland, so your prolly shaking Engels N Bassniks family trees too...we dont have rednecks in australia either

B) There is no such thing as a cowboy in Australia its a goddamned Jackaroo and pickups are yankee not aussie...we have UTES!!


*smoochies Hemmy and kiss my ass

why must you start a new thread for every little brain fart you can manage?

Oh,I'm fully aware of international affairs....but the fact remains,YOUR ancestors still live in trees............

umm dont you read posts hemmy? I said I was new at this forum caper ...I fink I have finally figured a few things out

lol hey guys, you making me laugh so much I thought you should have your own forum show. Post all here and then I can keep up

luvya wrote:

I wil explain this slowwwwwwwwwww for you hemmy ......


T h e o t h e r d a y y o u s a i d mmmmmmmmmmmmmy nickkkkkkkk r e m i n d e d y o u o f aaaaaa joke...i was waiting to see why it reminded you of my nick...it made no goddamed sense or was that american humour?????

I really sense that this is your normal speech pattern.......................but thanks for letting me know that you suffer from a handicap.....................in the future I will take your disability into consideration when reading your posts................

Engel wrote:

lol hey guys, you making me laugh so much I thought you should have your own forum show. Post all here and then I can keep up

slave driver.........I have to work for free?

hempster^ wrote:

McCain Can't work Internet<<<----Video

This UHmercan political humor is beyond you Euros and Aussies,huh?

Actually Hempster we find the American political system hilarious

I thought it was a comment on your edumacation system...
But maybe McCain is the "change we deserve" from your current glorious leader.

Gripe wrote:

I thought it was a comment on your edumacation system...
But maybe McCain is the "change we deserve" from your current glorious leader.

while your statement reflects the general opinion on the public education system in this country,I mean,how could we elect a alcoholic/cocaine pickled brain of a man twice?,,,,the video is a satirical view that reflects more on the political electorate of a large portion of the political niche in this country.....

bend over hemmy, you are soooo overdue for your enema.....it must really hurt to be verbally constipated

hempster^ wrote:

while your statement reflects the general opinion on the public education system in this country,I mean,how could we elect a alcoholic/cocaine pickled brain of a man twice?,,,,the video is a satirical view that reflects more on the political electorate of a large portion of the political niche in this country.....

Weeell, to the question of how you could elect the fourth stooge as your president, i refer to my previous answer, i thought it was your edumacation system...
As for your political system, it's satirical in itself. Politicos in themselves are pretty much only good for kindling, but yours have the added benefit of being self-combusting. It's only the ballslessness of your electorate that keeps such proudly idiotic excuses of protoplasm in power. But thanks for the laughs!

luvya wrote:

bend over hemmy, you are soooo overdue for your enema.....it must really hurt to be verbally constipated

Does all that standing upside down all day make you Aussie's blurt out insignificant posts rather than responding to the topic thread,or what?

Either than or it's time to adjust your psychotropic medications................

Engel wrote:

Actually Hempster we find the American political system hilarious

Hey,we have the best political system that money can buy...................

Gripe wrote:

hempster^ wrote:

while your statement reflects the general opinion on the public education system in this country,I mean,how could we elect a alcoholic/cocaine pickled brain of a man twice?,,,,the video is a satirical view that reflects more on the political electorate of a large portion of the political niche in this country.....

Weeell, to the question of how you could elect the fourth stooge as your president, i refer to my previous answer, i thought it was your edumacation system...
As for your political system, it's satirical in itself. Politicos in themselves are pretty much only good for kindling, but yours have the added benefit of being self-combusting. It's only the ballslessness of your electorate that keeps such proudly idiotic excuses of protoplasm in power. But thanks for the laughs!

I really think that you're missing something here concerning the video....?It's a parody of the so-called "Red State" electorate......

Is that your answer to all my comments hemmy....my "rellies live in trees and i am on drugs"?...naww all wrong, this is me normally, no meds no alchyhole no drugs...scarey huh? yanno you shouldnt mess with menopausal women...who knows what the consequences might be ??