Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:56 pm
luvya wrote:
Is that your answer to all my comments hemmy....my "rellies live in trees and i am on drugs"?...naww all wrong, this is me normally, no meds no alchyhole no drugs...scarey huh? yanno you shouldnt mess with menopausal women...who knows what the consequences might be ??
Powder-puff............
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: powderpuff Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:50 pm
I might feel your bite if you put your teeth back in hemmy
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Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:28 am
luvya wrote:
I might feel your bite if you put your teeth back in hemmy
Of course you can't feel anything what with the numbness from the medication and all...........
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: re The Luvya and Hempster^ show Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:29 am
I think the picture says it all...so no comment!!
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Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:36 am
haahahahah,yep,I know that that's the general impression the rest of the world think of UHmericans..................... Please try and stay focused here...I'm much more politically aware of the world than most..............Besides "we" know who turn turn to when "we" need some extra cannon fodder....the Kangaroo Buggers Army........
luvya wrote:
I think the picture says it all...so no comment!!
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: the luvya and hempster^ show Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:08 am
ohh what big sissys you are...sending out the gung ho Aussies to clean up your world mess. The alliance between our countries is known as ANZUS - take note where US is in the acronym .....cowering at the rear behind Australia and New Zealand!!! luvya honeys up your pacifier
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Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:32 pm
luvya wrote:
ohh what big sissys you are...sending out the gung ho Aussies to clean up your world mess. The alliance between our countries is known as ANZUS - take note where US is in the acronym .....cowering at the rear behind Australia and New Zealand!!! luvya honeys up your pacifier
care to post this in some form of English? Is ANZUS some sort of acronym for Asses "Zru" US ???
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: luvya and hempter^ show Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:59 pm
It took you a week to come up with that reply hemmy? oh that's right americans cant speak english...they speak american.....noah webster started that.... I must remember that for future forum posts to you and I shall keep it simple for you to understand. I am not good on american-texan language...do you say cawfie or coffee??
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: luvya and hempster^ show Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:21 pm
I think this quote by an American is quite apt.....
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia!! Charles M. Schulz
Is that simple enough English for you hemmy?
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Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:32 pm
luvya wrote:
It took you a week to come up with that reply hemmy? oh that's right americans cant speak english...they speak american.....noah webster started that.... I must remember that for future forum posts to you and I shall keep it simple for you to understand. I am not good on american-texan language...do you say cawfie or coffee??
You should feel lucky it only took a week..........do you realize how difficult it is to find a Gibberish to English translator?
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Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:33 pm
luvya wrote:
I think this quote by an American is quite apt.....
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia!! Charles M. Schulz
Is that simple enough English for you hemmy?
Peanuts are for elephants...........
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: The Luvya & Hempster^ show Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:30 am
you speak Gibberish fluently Hemmy, why do you need an English dictionary???
luvya is listening to Eagles - Get Over It Mp3.
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Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:37 am
Oh wow,it's true people who speak Gibberish also suffer from schizophrenia ! Red on the noodle,you may play the most semi-talented and uninspiring musically lounge lizards that ever cut a record until you have to replace the batteries in your hearing aid,but I still can't hear it on a forum. You really should seek professional help with your little problem.............
Here try this: ..........I suspect they had you in mind here?
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luvya wrote:
you speak Gibberish fluently Hemmy, why do you need an English dictionary???
luvya is listening to Eagles - Get Over It Mp3.
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: The luvya and hempster^ show Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:58 pm
Something flew over my bottle red dyed head....are you saying I speak gibberish and have schizophrenia as an added bonus for my stupidity for listening to The Eagles?
I hear the sounds you don't (and I put that one in forum just to piss you off) but if you care to listen to the lyrics of that particular Eagles song...one of the lines is
"I'd like to find your inner child and kick his little ass"
Still got me beat why you posted the strolling bones...you like men in tights skipping on stage??
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Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:08 pm
luvya wrote:
Something flew over my bottle red dyed head.
yep,I thought so....................
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: The Luvya and Hempster^ show Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:10 am
Look, up in the sky Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No!! Its hemmys gibberish
swoooooooooooooooooooosh!!
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Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:12 am
Right,"The Girl with the far-away-eyes"..............................of course the term 'girl' is used quite loosely in your case......................
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: The luvya and Hempster^ show Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:16 am
[09:51] did I get your BP up?
Wishful thinking hemmy
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: re luvya and hempster^ show Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:59 pm
I never professed to being younger (or tighter) than what I am darlink!! (see my avatar? thats me 1st August 2008) I know gravity takes its toll on us as we age, some more than others it seems, hemmy
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Subject: I just couldn't resist...................... Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:39 am
Tuesday is traditionally an important day of the week in politics. Maybe that's why Lauren Bush, niece to George W. and granddaughter to George, chose it to introduce her first ready-to-wear collection called Lauren Pierce, a capsule line of environmentally sustainable styles. But before we get to the clothes, an obvious question looms: Why Pierce and not Bush? "It wasn't a conscious decision," says Bush.
Oh, come on.................................................... "oh my Dear what a lovely outfit you're wearing tonight" "yes it's an original Bush"........................................
So,all you cosmopolitan gals don't rush out and buy an Original Bush at once now......that's all except Semmy.................................... hahahahahahaaha
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: re: the luvya and hempster^ show Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:54 pm
well cum now billy-bob, y'all sayin I aint cosmopolitian enuff to wear original bush???
semmy and her sisters smile all purdy for ya
bite me hemmy!
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Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:11 am
As per usual;Semmy failed to grasp the gist of the post...................haahahahahahahha
luvya wrote:
well cum now billy-bob, y'all sayin I aint cosmopolitian enuff to wear original bush???
semmy and her sisters smile all purdy for ya
bite me hemmy!
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: re the luvya and hempster^ show Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:47 pm
was there some hidden message only you understood hemmy...ohhhhhhhhhhh I get it american humour AGAIN!!
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Subject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:44 pm
luvya wrote:
was there some hidden message only you understood hemmy...ohhhhhhhhhhh I get it american humour AGAIN!!
I would break it down for ya,but that would be an exercise in futility. American humor indeed........ahahahah either that or, you are failing miserably at attempts of coyness.............
luvya
Number of posts : 52 Age : 65 Location : woop woop Australia Registration date : 2008-07-12
Subject: re the luvya and hempster^ show Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:53 pm
ni what you're gibbering about ONCE again hemmy dear.....I have deduced you are trying to insult me...poor attempt at it though ...personally I think you just like to see yourself in print (Jen waits for the next installment of this bizarre muck raking adventure)